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Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy

How true this is!!! Seriously though, I’m about to go Christmas SHOPPING and I’m pretty quick to get annoyed. Hopefully this will remind me not to take myself to seriously…I HAVE RESOURCES TO GO SHOPPING….THAT’S AMAZING. Don’t be a Scrooge this Christmas Season. 🙂

{HT Ryan Guard & LV Hanson}

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A Hearing Test!

Okay…

You’ve gotta watch this video it’s actually ridiculous, but, I’m curious if you can hear this frequency.

Work Mates

Can you believe I get to work with these guys? Meet Ryan Axtell, Jason Williams and Luke Peach. A couple of weeks ago we took our friendships and working relationships to a whole new level on a road trip to Catalyst Westcoast in California. We had an amazing time and on that long drive, via I-10 West, many things happened and this was one of the moments that got captured. Comments are required. Please enjoy!

Easter Ties…

Happy Easter! What an absolutely amazing weekend of gathering around the victory of the empty tomb. We celebrated with lots of singing, shouting, jumping and smiling; a little over 10,000 of us at Cornerstone (WOW…WOW…WOW – i can remember when we had 700 people in the seats. what a fun ride). Christ in us the Hope of Glory!

This fun little video is from Easter morning. What’s Easter without a good tie? Well, for me it’s just Easter without a tie and this is mostly because I don’t really know how to tie a tie. Yes, I know they make clip ons. No, I don’t want a clip on. That being said…here is my venture of tying my tie this morning with a little help from my band mates. I’ll grow up one day, I know I will!

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Today, I had the opportunity to introduce a fellow Worship Leader conrad, Colby Martin, to the beauty of Golden Spoon Frozen Yogurt. We walked in and it was totally slow in the store and we started the venture of tasting the flavors we wanted to try. It was just us and the helper behind the counter. After a second round of tastes, I turned around to notice a middle-aged woman that was behind us in line. She was a young grandmother/empty nester kind of demographic and just a tiny bit on the portly side. She stood with the posture that ‘she knew what she wanted’.

Being the nice guy that I am; I wanted to let her go ahead and get what she already knew she was getting, since Colby and I were still undecided. This was the moment of words coming out that I had not planned to furnish ‘the way the came out’.

I looked back at the lady and, very graciously, said, ‘Do you know what you want?’ To which she quickly answered, ‘Yes! To which I said, without meaning it the way that it hit, ‘Ahhh, YOU LOOK LIKE A REGULAR HERE!’

She stared back at me with an amused and mildly offended face, as she politely nudged me in the shoulder when she stepped forward to make her order, and said ‘HEEYYY!’

It was in THAT moment that I could not take back my words. I FELT HORRIBLE while trying to think quickly on my feet, but, the damage had been done…the words had been said. Oh, what i would give to get those words back and out in a different way.

Do you have any stories like this one? Post a comment with your story. This is my day, this is me, as human as they come.

P.S. – to the woman I said that to, if you’re reading this, it was not my intention to have my words come out that way. I was just trying to let you go first! HONEST!! I’m sorry. HA!